Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Drinks for all your adventuring needs

I've been pretty good at mixing recipes for the "Alchemy" line of drinks, but while browsing Webtender I've found some new ones for your $Raid Drinking Games.

Screaming Blue Viking:
Got Vrykul to slay? This is the drink for you. It's a shot, but mix enough for a full drinking horn if you think you're brave enough.

Snow Snake:
Fit for doing that Hodir daily called "Feeding Arngrim."


The Classes:

BearCat Special:
To pacify the Ferals.

Demon Drop:
Like Powerthirst for Warlocks.

Headhunter:
Hey man, nice shot.

Mage's Fire:
The Blue Curacao makes me think it should be renamed "Frostfire Bolt."

Pure White Evil:
Is that priest holy or shadow?

Purple Helmeted Warrior:
Could also be the Mighty Morphin Pally Ranger.

Serial Killer:
Maybe I should worry that we have a shady alley named "Murder Row"...

Sir Knight:
A Paladin drink. Unless you drink too much and get alcohol poisoning, then it's a Death Knight drink.

Unknown Warrior:
Did someone get the name of that Bovine Wrecking Ball that just came through here?

Wolf (Howlin'):
Probably because he turned himself into a ghost.

Horde:

Brave Bull Shooter:
I like to think of this one as the Tauren Hunter suffering the Chuck Norris jokes in the Barrens. Think you're up to the challenge?

Jamaican Zombie:
What happens when a Forsaken pisses off a Troll witchdoctor.

The Drunken Elf:
This is not a reference to me. Sadly, I can't say it's a reference to @fandralstaghelm either. He's too much of a prude.

Alliance:

Well Greased Dwarf:
"Yar yar, hump hump."

Flaming Goat:
Okay, notice that the "Elf" drink describes one as being drunken. You can all stop with the gay jokes now, and go back to the Exodar. People who live in crystal ships shouldn't throw rocks. (While you're at it, do a search on "Goat" at webtender and see the other options. Be glad I didn't choose to post one of the other two.)


Naxxramas:

Plague Wing:

Green Poison:
This has many uses in Naxx, not just the Plague Wing. Get the bomb on Grobbulus? Drink. Stand in the tunnel before Gluth? Drink. Die because you failed the Heigan dance? Chug.

Spider Wing:

Spider's Web:
The name is appropriate for Maexxna, but it's a bit girly. Try it for the Grand Widow.

White Spider #1
White Spider #2:
All-purpose cocktails for the entire wing.

Green Spider:
Be sure you have a poison cleansing totem handy.

Military Wing:

Four Horsemen #1
Four Horsemen #2:
Two options for celebrating when you get to dig into that big chest in the center of the room. Or for calming the nerves of the people stuck in the back.

Constuct Wing:

Dressed Up Like a Dog's Dinner:
For the poor sap(s) stuck tanking Gluth or kiting his puppy chow.


Vault of Archavon:

Devastating Body Rocker:
Your raid leader TOLD you to get OUT of the rock showers on the trash but DON'T MOVE when Archavon throws his rock spikes on you!


The Dragon drinks:

Dragon's Breath:
And while you're at it, keep away from the tail.

Black Dragon:
So many opportunities to use this shot. Try it on a roflstomp of Onyxia, or one per drake on Sartharion.

Blue Dragon:
You have ten minutes to take down Malygos. If you die, chug.

Green Dragon:
Maybe when they bring out the Emerald Dream...

Red Dragon's Breath:
The secret weapon of the Red Flight. Another to use in Eye of Eternity.


Expect more later....

1 comment:

  1. Ooh, some of those look delicious! Especially the Well-Greased Dwarf -- crème de cacao and Irish cream? Yes, please! ♥

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